Discussion:
does the Quran make good toilet paper for wiping shit off one's ass ?
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AirRaid
2007-05-01 17:11:57 UTC
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I just wanted to know if the Quran makes good toilet paper -- see, my
current brand of TP is too thin.

I was thinking the thicker pages of Qurans (which happen to have a
bunch of worthless, disgusting, evil, false, misleading text on them)
might make a suitable replacement for TP.

I was thinking of having a few stacks of Quran TP in each bathroom. I
think they'll be extra handy for bouts of diarrhea.
AirRaid
2007-05-02 04:21:50 UTC
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well?
Al Nakba
2007-05-02 05:25:57 UTC
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well?
I have found that the Yusef Ali version is best for the task! Allahu
fubar!
AirRaid
2007-05-02 18:28:39 UTC
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Post by Al Nakba
well?
I have found that the Yusef Ali version is best for the task! Allahu
fubar!
after I'm done,
I would love to take the shit-smeared pages of the quran and ram them
up "prophet" muhammad's ass / rectum.

also, the imaginary muslim "god" 'allah' won't have a DAMN thing to
say about it.
Al Nakba
2007-05-02 21:16:57 UTC
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Post by AirRaid
Post by Al Nakba
well?
I have found that the Yusef Ali version is best for the task! Allahu
fubar!
after I'm done,
I would love to take the shit-smeared pages of the quran and ram them
up "prophet" muhammad's ass / rectum.
also, the imaginary muslim "god" 'allah' won't have a DAMN thing to
say about it.
He might though, have a little rectitude..
a***@yahoo.com
2007-05-02 10:08:11 UTC
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Counter Punch
March 7, 2007

Special Investigation

High-Fivers and Israeli Art Student Spies

What Did Israel Know in Advance of the 9/11 Attacks?

By Christopher Ketcham

White, 2000 Chevrolet van with 'Urban Moving Systems' sign on back
seen at Liberty State Park, Jersey City, New Jersey, at the time of
first impact of jetliner into World Trade Center Three Israelis with
van were seen celebrating after initial impact and subsequent
explosion.
http://www.counterpunch.org/ketcham03072007.html

A CIA Cover Up
http://www.counterpunch.org/kuala03072007.html
Al Nakba
2007-05-02 15:56:12 UTC
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Post by a***@yahoo.com
Counter Punch
March 7, 2007
Special Investigation
High-Fivers and Israeli Art Student Spies
What Did Israel Know in Advance of the 9/11 Attacks?
By Christopher Ketcham
White, 2000 Chevrolet van with 'Urban Moving Systems' sign on back
seen at Liberty State Park, Jersey City, New Jersey, at the time of
first impact of jetliner into World Trade Center Three Israelis with
van were seen celebrating after initial impact and subsequent
explosion.http://www.counterpunch.org/ketcham03072007.html
A CIA Cover Uphttp://www.counterpunch.org/kuala03072007.html
Pure shi'ite hallucinations. It was the asslifters all along..
Katrina
2007-05-02 18:41:55 UTC
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Post by a***@yahoo.com
Counter Punch
March 7, 2007
Special Investigation
High-Fivers and Israeli Art Student Spies
What Did Israel Know in Advance of the 9/11 Attacks?
By Christopher Ketcham
White, 2000 Chevrolet van with 'Urban Moving Systems' sign on back
seen at Liberty State Park, Jersey City, New Jersey, at the time of
first impact of jetliner into World Trade Center Three Israelis with
van were seen celebrating after initial impact and subsequent
explosion.http://www.counterpunch.org/ketcham03072007.html
A CIA Cover Uphttp://www.counterpunch.org/kuala03072007.html
If that doesn't say it all, nothing does!
Ahura Mazda
2007-05-02 22:09:45 UTC
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Post by a***@yahoo.com
Counter Punch
March 7, 2007
Special Investigation
High-Fivers and Israeli Art Student Spies
What Did Israel Know in Advance of the 9/11 Attacks?
By Christopher Ketcham
White, 2000 Chevrolet van with 'Urban Moving Systems' sign on back
seen at Liberty State Park, Jersey City, New Jersey, at the time of
first impact of jetliner into World Trade Center Three Israelis with
van were seen celebrating after initial impact and subsequent
explosion.http://www.counterpunch.org/ketcham03072007.html
A CIA Cover Uphttp://www.counterpunch.org/kuala03072007.html
Great article

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