AirRaid
2007-05-01 17:11:57 UTC
I just wanted to know if the Quran makes good toilet paper -- see, my
current brand of TP is too thin.
I was thinking the thicker pages of Qurans (which happen to have a
bunch of worthless, disgusting, evil, false, misleading text on them)
might make a suitable replacement for TP.
I was thinking of having a few stacks of Quran TP in each bathroom. I
think they'll be extra handy for bouts of diarrhea.
current brand of TP is too thin.
I was thinking the thicker pages of Qurans (which happen to have a
bunch of worthless, disgusting, evil, false, misleading text on them)
might make a suitable replacement for TP.
I was thinking of having a few stacks of Quran TP in each bathroom. I
think they'll be extra handy for bouts of diarrhea.