St. Jackanapes
2007-03-28 00:03:33 UTC
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell said...
A car mechanic told me a story about dropping a car off to a wealthy
Arab man early one morning. The guy's wife invites the mechanic in, and
tells him that her husband was in the bathroom getting ready. Instead of
asking him to have a seat and wait, she summons him upstairs to the
Arab's bedroom. As he stands there, he realizes that the Arab is taking
a shit, and right then the Arab calls him into the bathroom to talk
about the car. He tries to stay out of the room, but the Arab insists
that he enter the bathroom. The mechanic is uncomfortable as hell, as
the guy's taking care of business, when the Arab does something that
startles him. The Arab stands up, completely naked, and draws a small
cup of water. Bending over at the waist, he pours the cup of water
between his shoulders and let the water run down the spinal channel
until it dripped between the cheeks of his ass. Then the Arab wiped his
ass. The mechanic didn't shake hands on his way out.
that we nuke the entire Middle East. Any survivors won't bear children,
and we'll encourage any expatriate Arabs to immediately run home and
look for survivors of this horrible accident on our dime. <snicker>
Jacko's
beheading, within two years.
The sooner the better. Anyone who gives a child wine in a coke can and
calling it Jesus Juice should have his head removed. I believe in giving
young kids real booze, like vodka, and in the very bottle it came from,
by god!
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell said...
misery.
Uh oh, those evil thoughts of your are going to send you into the eternal
snake pit
Nope. Bad understanding of salvation. Only rejection of Jesus Christ
as you personal Lord and Savior will do that, and I'm not anywhere
near doing that.
Now you're making it worse than Catholic.
According to the ministry in prison, AFTER you have done all the sinning,
you THEN have to become a psycho and believe you have accepted haysuess as
your savior.
You're not going to be forgiven for a lifetime of daily sins!!! Sheesh
What a bad Xtian you pretend to be.
You think you've got it all wrapped up that you can now molest kids and
because you believe in the tooth fairy you get to go to Disneyland when you
die instead of going to the haunted house with leather queens for eternity
(unless of course that is what you want LOL)
Disneyland is a child molester's paradise. So much so that
Michael Jackson went and bought himself one.
I think that he's building another over in Dubai,
My last toilet was made there.In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell said...
Jesus feeds peanuts to chipmunks, then bashes their
heads in while they're taking the bait.
Jesus killed my pony.
That's because u were molesting it, and He just put it out of itsJesus is a sadist. He loves frying people with depression. He
jerks off
while the scream for mercy.
satan does stuff like that.. not jesus our savior.jerks off
while the scream for mercy.
heads in while they're taking the bait.
misery.
snake pit
as you personal Lord and Savior will do that, and I'm not anywhere
near doing that.
According to the ministry in prison, AFTER you have done all the sinning,
you THEN have to become a psycho and believe you have accepted haysuess as
your savior.
You're not going to be forgiven for a lifetime of daily sins!!! Sheesh
What a bad Xtian you pretend to be.
You think you've got it all wrapped up that you can now molest kids and
because you believe in the tooth fairy you get to go to Disneyland when you
die instead of going to the haunted house with leather queens for eternity
(unless of course that is what you want LOL)
Michael Jackson went and bought himself one.
Arab man early one morning. The guy's wife invites the mechanic in, and
tells him that her husband was in the bathroom getting ready. Instead of
asking him to have a seat and wait, she summons him upstairs to the
Arab's bedroom. As he stands there, he realizes that the Arab is taking
a shit, and right then the Arab calls him into the bathroom to talk
about the car. He tries to stay out of the room, but the Arab insists
that he enter the bathroom. The mechanic is uncomfortable as hell, as
the guy's taking care of business, when the Arab does something that
startles him. The Arab stands up, completely naked, and draws a small
cup of water. Bending over at the waist, he pours the cup of water
between his shoulders and let the water run down the spinal channel
until it dripped between the cheeks of his ass. Then the Arab wiped his
ass. The mechanic didn't shake hands on his way out.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Child_camel_jockeys
Damn. That's some of the sickest shit I've read in a while. I still saythat we nuke the entire Middle East. Any survivors won't bear children,
and we'll encourage any expatriate Arabs to immediately run home and
look for survivors of this horrible accident on our dime. <snicker>
or whatever Arab
county that the pedophile's hiding out in. Although, he doesn't need the
bedroom full of Candy Land games and Curious George books, this time.
He's got the perfect bait - his own kids. I'm sure that he's gotten
their heads so fucked up that things perverse are normal to them. The
perfect assistants to lure and abuse innocent young boys. What's
Jackson's preffered age range? The boys that he's been accused of
molesting were about 12, I think. But looking at the stuff in his
bedroom, it seems like he's going after boys as young as 4. One sick
bastard.
Pedophilia's still a capitol offense. I predict Al Jazeera showingcounty that the pedophile's hiding out in. Although, he doesn't need the
bedroom full of Candy Land games and Curious George books, this time.
He's got the perfect bait - his own kids. I'm sure that he's gotten
their heads so fucked up that things perverse are normal to them. The
perfect assistants to lure and abuse innocent young boys. What's
Jackson's preffered age range? The boys that he's been accused of
molesting were about 12, I think. But looking at the stuff in his
bedroom, it seems like he's going after boys as young as 4. One sick
bastard.
Jacko's
beheading, within two years.
calling it Jesus Juice should have his head removed. I believe in giving
young kids real booze, like vodka, and in the very bottle it came from,
by god!
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St. Jackanapes of Usenet ~ Bearer of The One True Liver ~
An Ordained Minister & Holy Saint of The Universal Life Church
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St. Jackanapes of Usenet ~ Bearer of The One True Liver ~
An Ordained Minister & Holy Saint of The Universal Life Church
---------------------------------------------------------------
MY SHITTY WEBSITE: http://www.jackanapes.ws
MOCK JESUS FORUM: http://www.voy.com/20630/